EG 4 DEACONS 0
Saturday 6th October 2007Back to earth with a bump, our misery only eased by a thumping win over the Aussies in the Rugby World Cup just before the game.
Team Cap'n Kev (cap'n), Jammo (vc), Ian, Chris, Roger, Adrian, Coxy, Dave B, Andy, JC, Houlty, Bob, Woodsy (umpire) Goals none - not even for JC.
THIS WAS THE ONLY PHOTOGRAPH OF US HAVING THE BALL UNDER CONTROL - A FAIR REFLECTION OF THE COURSE OF THE MATCH
WE COMPETED WELL, BUT JUST WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH
STILL, THINGS WILL BE DEFINITIELY BE BETTER NEXT WEEK.
DEACONS 6 TUNBRIDGE WELLS 1
Saturday 29th September 2007A fine match. Tunbridge Wells were far better than the scoreline suggested and did very well, especially in midfield. JC scored 3 - well done JC. Jugs for hat trick and hat trick evasion. The curse of the left half returned with Stuart following in the footsteps of Roger and Coxy by having a hamstring go twang.
Team Cap'n Kev (cap'n), Jammo (vc), Ian, Smithy (spectator), Chris, Dave W, Milts, Roger, Stuart, Adrian, Coxy, Dave B, Andy, JC, Houlty, Woodsy (umpire) Goals JC 3, Jammo, Adrian, Houlty
THE DEACONS' PLAN TO CLOSE DOWN TUNBRIDGE WELLS' MIDFIELD SPACE DIDN'T WORK AS WELL AS EXPECTED AND THE VISITORS SOON TOOK A 1-0 LEAD
HAT TRICK KING JC RACES BACK TO HELP THE MIDFIELD
AFTER A CHANCE INEXPLICABLY GOES BEGGING
THE CURSE RETURNS. STUART REALISES HIS GAME IS OVER WHILE DAVE AFFORDS HIS TEAM MATE SYMPATHY, UNDERSTANDING AND PRACTICAL ASSISTANCE
STUART PUTS ON A BRAVE FACE FOR HIS WATCHING FAMILY
WHO HAD SWELLED THE CROWD TO A RECORD 5
PLAYING THE PERCENTAGES AS EVER, HOULTY DECIDES DRIBBLING STRAIGHT THROUGH TWO DEFENDERS IS THE BEST WAY TO RETAIN POSSESSION. ON THIS OCCASION HOWEVER, TO THE AMAZEMENT OF HIS TEAM MATES, THE PLOY WAS UNSUCCESFUL.
DAVE GETS AIRBORNE
PAUL TRIES TO PRETEND HE DIDN'T KNOW WHO PUT CURRY POWDER ON JAMMO'S BANANA
ROGER EXPLAINS CAP'N KEV'S HALF TIME POSITIONAL CHANGES TO DAVE, ANDY AND MILTS.
MILTS STILL FINDING IT FUNNY TEN MINUTES LATER
WE BRING YOU ALL THE GOALMOUTH ACTION
STAND BACK! LET ME THROUGH! I'M A SALES DIRECTOR.
FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE ATTENDS TO A NASTY CUT.
THREE WHEELIE BINS AND A BIKE.
